'I won't have my kids watching soaps. Sunday, 15th December was D-Day. Taking one upstairs, Cameron stripped off and put it on. ''As one of your more influential constituents,' said Tony, furiously, 'I don't think you should be checking into the Post House with bimbos half your age.
''I might just be able to drag myself away,' said Rupert, 'as long as you promise me a night in the Cotchester Arms with the winner as second prize. ''Not on a cocks-only day,' said Bas. 'I can't believe she's turned. 'As I just got up into yesterday's clothes, I felt I must change,' went on Taggie, even more embarrassed.
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